If Men Rule The World

As I opened my friendster account, I saw a catchy title that has been stacked in my list of bulletins. It says "If Men Rule The World" which was posted by Katherine Anne, a friendster.com friend of mine. So to skip the blah shu's of introduction, here's the bulletin ....

* Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.
* Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you."
* Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.
* When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box
in the corner of the screen during a time-out.
* Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the ass and a "Nice hustle, you'll get 'em next
time" would pretty much do it.
* Birth control would come in ale or lager.
* e Fred Flintstone.
* It'd be considered harmless fun to gather 30 friends, put on horned helmets, and go pillage a
nearby town.
* Lifeguards could remove citizens from beaches for violating the "public ugliness" ordinance.
* Tanks would be far easier to rent.
* Garbage would take itself out.
* Instead of beer belly, you'd get "beer biceps."
* Instead of an expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam
hand that said, "You're #1!"
* Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.
* On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you'd get the day off to go drinking.
* St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same. But it would be celebrated every
month.
* "Cops" would be broadcast live, and you could phone in advice to the pursuing cops Or to
the crooks.
* Two words: Ally McNaked.
* Regis and Kathie Lee would be chained to a cement mixer and pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view event in world history.
* The only show opposite "Monday Night Football" would be "Monday Night Football From A
Different Camera Angle."
* It would be perfectly legal to steal a sports car, as long as you returned it the following day with a full tank of gas.
* Every man would get four real "Get Out of Jail Free" cards per year.
* Faucets would run "Hot," "Cold," and "100 proof."
* Daisy Duke shorts would never again go out of style.
* Telephones would automatically cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.

Well let me add something to spice it out a bit .... (this is bullet by bullet)

* A fake phone number equal a real phone number? Oh come on! She really would like you to text her by slipping off her real number. Crook-faced men can have a lady's fake number.
* Maybe it's time for another telenovela.
* Unless she's on a one-night stand basis.
* She just wanted to let other men see herself.
* Arrrggg. Unless if there will be a negligible count of beautiful girls around.
* Condoms don't speak louder than women.
* Unless an e-Fred Flintstone would consider buying a 2004 Pontiac GTO.
* Geez. There's no team of men that are like King Arthur and his knights.
* Oust the lifeguard if he violates the law.
* Downloadable either.
* Do you consider man to be that filthy? come on .... I'm damn so clean.
* I do have beer belly, and I'm still working on beer biceps.
* Every priced jewel will be taxed to its extinction.
* Hahaha. Men nowadays are engulfed with creativity, money is everything as chics are.
* A groundhog drink? Kewl!
* Can it be every day? Geez, I totally love everyone celebrating my day everyday!
* "Cops" would be broadcast live, and you could phone in advice to the pursuing cops Or to
the crooks.
* I wanna see Calista Flockheart do her stuff.
* .... and I don't care ....
* I wonder how the crowd would look like.
* Return it? If it's the 2004 Pontiac GTO I would really like to make the last ride.
* Even a lottery draw inside the jail.
* Men will ever invent a fuzzy logic controller out in it.
* Unless women wear it.
* Since there a call on hold.

Oh well, what's next with this opposite-sex thingy? Oh yeah! This is fun =)